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After about a half hour and a free chocolate milkshake from the wait staff, my sister calmed down. I feel like in the future I could exploit these situation and get even more free dairy based deserts.


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FengharTheNord (Guest), March 7th, 2009, 8:05 pm

You could, but I'm pretty sure you would get dark-side points for that.

elsh (Guest), March 14th, 2009, 5:13 pm

My kid brother had a similar experience years ago. The restaurant owners gave us both free slushies. It was awesome.

Ennokni, March 14th, 2009, 11:54 pm

He gave them to BOTH of you!? Damn it!

Tortus (Guest), September 19th, 2009, 4:56 am

OMG! When I was a kid I got a bag of hot chips and put lots of vinegar on them as I like to, then added salt and tried to shake the salt down to the lower chips (this is a delicate science, bear with me) but the shaking and moisture broke the bottom of the bag and I lost all of the chips to the floor. I started crying and so the lady at the cafe where we got the chips felt sorry for me and gave me a Freddo frog for free (aliteration)! That was wicked awesome. Then I grew up and got a job at that cafe. Then I realised I hate serving people and quit. True story.


Tytyvyllus (Guest), November 15th, 2009, 11:56 am

When I was little, we went to this Indian restaurant in Seattle. The guy serving us was a really nice Sikh. I asked him if he was a turban (completely embarrassing my mother, who was trying to bring me up to be multiculturally literate) He laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Then he gave me a big scoop of free mango ice cream, and explained that he wore it, not that he was it. The moral of this story? Three year olds can use racial slurs and get free ice cream. Or alternatively, don't call people turban, it's bad!

Willow (Guest), March 28th, 2010, 10:35 pm

8U Once, I was at a renassaince faire with my mom and dad (I was probablly like 2-4?) Well I got hungry and I guess I started crying or something and a guy gave me a free apple xD I have no idea why but that memory just sticks in my head.

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