Perfect Personality Perimeter

Of course this isn't everyone ideal life, but I'd like to think it's still funny.
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elsh (Guest), June 21st, 2009, 10:44 pm


tezzle, June 21st, 2009, 10:54 pm

D: That's actually kind of sucky...She just SUGGESTS a threesome EVERY DAY!? O_o Way to get a guy's hopes up, lady!

Surme Sensei (Guest), June 22nd, 2009, 8:13 am

Why isn't "Adult Relations" occurring more often?

Klrrt (Guest), June 25th, 2009, 9:16 pm

I miss the flailing arm face.

Ina (Guest), June 28th, 2009, 5:24 pm

You work in your ideal life?

Guest, June 30th, 2009, 2:48 am

Relax at work ?! Better to get home, or another place, like the beach, to relax, than sitting and relaxing at work before getting home.
But then again, your ideal life got too much sleep and work in it.

SelfTitledAlbum (Guest), July 1st, 2009, 2:38 am

Superiors? C'mon, ideal life means you rule the world as you please without consequence, there are no superiors. Maybe cheering and worship from the little people. Still love the ring comics, this one is no exception. QED.

Ennokni, July 1st, 2009, 3:00 am

What? You're saying that in the perfect world have you have massive responsibility for everything? That there is no one better than you so there is no one to be impressed by what you do or for you to admire? That the only way you have to go is down? I'll take my simple breakfasts, commutes, and threesomes any day, sir.

gigel (Guest), July 1st, 2009, 6:28 am

GJ Excellent work! U rulz! ;)

Felix (Guest), July 1st, 2009, 9:04 am

fuck you why did you even include work on there?
and not killing edible animal.
thank you.

not bad (Guest), July 1st, 2009, 9:33 am

not bad not bad - but should really begin w/ being woken up by means to bj... (Guest), July 1st, 2009, 4:30 pm

very nice that did seem to be the ideal realistic respone to what life means sometimes the most benign acts are the best. Not everyone can be so critical as some or better yet enjoy the simple acts of real life. Very good job!!

Ecchin, July 3rd, 2009, 7:06 am

read "Fulfilling job" and "enjoying work"
Some people are just not that lazy and actually like to do something for a living instead of living from other's petty and help.
I think I'd rather relax once I got home, on the arms of my partners :3
An I enjoy cooking too.

revolver04 (Guest), July 3rd, 2009, 10:28 am

Booo! Needs more: Adult relations, video games, pizza and beer.

Jackie (Guest), July 3rd, 2009, 10:43 am

I'm really tired of it I'm really, really, really, really tired of comic strips and other media centering around men and men's fantasies. It's not creative, not funny, and got old hundreds (thousands?) of years ago. How about something a little more sophisticated and witty?

Isis (Guest), July 3rd, 2009, 10:48 am

the whole time The whole time i was reading this strip I thought it related to me, and was amused, and it was building up, and I was right with it... I'm female. I got to the end and.... it turns out that "the average" person in your mind is married with a wife. I guess your comics aren't meant for the rest of us. Get out into the world.

greenwitch (Guest), July 3rd, 2009, 12:33 pm

isis some women have wives too you know!

Ennokni, July 3rd, 2009, 1:26 pm

Oh man I'm sorry. I'm just trying to make a joke here. In all fairness, I am a guy, and therefore only really have that perspective. I'll try to make one for women then I guess. I'll get some female friends as consultants so I can try to make it accurate.

But yeah, I'm sorry if I offended you. If it makes you feel any better, I actually don't think this would be the perfect life, I did think though that this was probably the most universal idea (amongst men apparently).

As far as sophisication and wit, I don't really know what to tell you. It's not like there's a switch labeled that in my mind that's in the Off position or anything. I try to be witty in most of these comics, but if that's not doing it for you, I'm sorry to say I don't know how exactly to improve.

Tee (Guest), July 5th, 2009, 10:09 am

Isis Was just being a baby with no concept of humor.

Ennokni, July 5th, 2009, 11:41 am

I appreciate you sticking up for me, but everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I am glad to hear that most people could take this comic in a light-hearted manner though.

K (Guest), July 5th, 2009, 11:32 pm

Very boring "perfect" life, in an endless routine loop.

Gandya (Guest), July 6th, 2009, 1:23 am

Hehe I thought it was great. I love to work and this would be fine and dandy for me.

alx (Guest), July 7th, 2009, 10:11 pm

Lmao, I love the facial expression in the dinner panel. It's just too funny for words xD

notbarbie (Guest), July 9th, 2009, 2:37 pm

umm.... that's really sexist. so in your ideal day, your wife is basically an empty-headed servant. kudos on training her so well. fuckhead.

Ennokni, July 9th, 2009, 2:52 pm

Damn damn dammit. I'm just trying to make something funny. I'm sorry if you're offended. But really, if you are so prone to defending women's rights, why are you attacking comedy? Everything here is completely lighthearted. Why don't you go rally against actual oppression in the world? Surely it's all that difficult to lend a hand to say, a volunteer organization or something. Is what I've done here really so terrible that you'd spend your time reprimanding me when you could be doing something proactive?

And honestly, this isn't my ideal life. I think that's true for many people. I think it's also true that for many people this is their ideal life or at least something they'd be happy with. I just try to make something that makes people laugh and/or happy. If that's not the case for you, well I tried.

God, I'm just never looking at this page again.

Guest, July 9th, 2009, 5:07 pm

i think you need to stop defending your comics... they're funny. ignore/delete all criticism and make on your merry comic-making way

Kevin (Guest), July 11th, 2009, 10:56 am

Yeah, don't worry about the people who can't take a joke, just ignore them. If people can't take a joke, they deserve to be offended for being stupid and childish. Some people really need to learn to lighten up.

Sam :D (Guest), July 14th, 2009, 9:33 am

Lol... some of theese comments are well ... stupid... good job.. it made me giggle and kudos to the two guys above me they aint fucking stupid

kfish (Guest), July 15th, 2009, 1:36 am

Well, I loved the comic. Good work. I think some people take things too seriously and try to read into everything. I dare say the majority of people know the spirit which it was intended and found it amusing =)

Dontcarewhatusay (Guest), July 15th, 2009, 8:03 am

Lol, the reason its focused around a mans life is because no woman can have a perfect day. They're too busy getting upset over a FUCKING WEBCOMIC. Awesome job on the comic my friend keep it up

henshu (Guest), July 20th, 2009, 12:07 pm

wow look at all these freaking crazy people that don't comment on his comic until they want to bitch about it, and the the other ones that just want to bitch about the original bitchers. It's like cute overload.

Anyway, you are a funny man.

qeru (Guest), September 3rd, 2009, 10:11 pm

bitch&moan at first, i wanted to bitch about the bitchers, but then i saw they got their fair share of anti-bitching. so, what's left, is for me to say thay i liked this comic enough to post a comment :)
my kind of day (with alot in common w/ my RL), except for the pleasing others part, since I am the "others that must be pleased" xD

arami (Guest), September 13th, 2009, 4:16 am

giggle. . . .
dude. . . .

Tortus (Guest), September 19th, 2009, 3:18 am

I am female and I would enjoy living this life... for a while at least.

Mao (Guest), November 6th, 2009, 12:28 am

Making a joke that offends no one is hard.
Fortunately, you shouldn't take that seriously.
Just bitches being bitchy.

Mao (Guest), November 6th, 2009, 12:29 am

Noez! I forgots to tell you i liek the comic D:
This comic is very liekable.

jUNOD (Guest), December 15th, 2009, 7:04 pm

What about beating up ninjas with Jesus?

Hammock (Guest), December 24th, 2009, 7:22 pm

The problem with this is that the wife suggests a threesome but it never happens.

Haig (Guest), December 26th, 2009, 5:26 pm

what..? Since when is WORKING ideal?

bonbon (Guest), December 26th, 2009, 6:14 pm

being a lady, I think all you feminist types should laugh at how unfulfilling and ridiculous a man's perception of an ideal world is rather than moaning about the content, if you think women's perceptions of an ideal life is better, then laugh about it, it's ridiculousness, laugh about males.. laugh and be merry you miserable bitches.
or just don't comment and get on with your life.
and if you feel so strongly about womens rights then go and actually do something to change it, join a bitch and moan club, do something, but don't criticise someones work...go and shout at rapists or something.

I never say the word bitches ): see what you made me do?

LULZ (Guest), December 28th, 2009, 5:58 pm

Sorry, but that chart is should be all having threesomes

Ben (Guest), January 1st, 2010, 12:31 pm


Guest, January 9th, 2010, 4:38 am

Well, I find this VERY misleading as it seems to imply a 12-hour cycle. which happens 2 times daily....

that or if each represents an hour than it's a 26 hour day.....

and other than that it wouldn't make sense because of all the sleep and relaxation

Tosxychor (Guest), January 26th, 2010, 4:39 am

You mean he doesn't do anything during these hours of sleep? Man, he could totally be off Lucid Dreaming and enjoying the whole night in his wildest fantasies ;)

Guest, January 26th, 2010, 4:33 pm

i do suggest threesomes for my boyfriend. i guess that means he's really lucky he has me, lol.

illpallozzo (Guest), March 15th, 2010, 6:45 pm

sounds good to me that sounds like a good day to me. for those that need beer and more adult relations try growing up. for you women i would say the same but try saying in your head husband. if employees got a little more recognition for the good work and less consequences for merely ok work i think people would go to work more cheerfully. well anyway you know i would buy this shirt!!!!

Guest, March 26th, 2010, 5:38 am

Jeez. I really don't get what's so sexist about this comic. It's HIS ideal life, right, not supposed to apply to the whole population? Personally I was surprised by the fact that only an hour or so is dedicated to the internet! What's wrong with you? XD XD XD

Guest (Guest), March 30th, 2010, 2:26 pm

Huff stol yr shit Huffington Post stole your comic w/o attribution. What now son?

Matthew (Guest), March 31st, 2010, 4:03 pm

I think that this comment has very little sexism. He just talks about the man's life. He works, he's obviously supporting his family, his wife loves him and makes him some tasty breakfast, and she's open minded.


rosi (Guest), April 2nd, 2010, 1:31 pm

haha funny! heheheheheh

Stephens frm MD (Guest), April 8th, 2010, 11:10 pm

Wow Seriously Ok dude i really thought tht was a good comic when i read it like im on n stumbled across it its funny as shit, and u r a dude so why would u make a girls fantacy n seriously if u didnt think it was funny y make a comment like u cant critisize humor its either funny to u or not there no joke tht is a fact tht its funny its all opinions n u girls out there with a problem with guy humore dude there 6 billion people out there u think u 3 billion chicks dont make jokes like this about dudes like come on seriously get a life tht doesnt consist of making people feel like shit for nothing like i hate whn i read a funy joke or something then i look down at peoples pathetic non purposful comments its sickning th same people tht complain about a fucking christmas tree being in schools n now kids cant have them cuz the jews or muslms may get mad, they dont give a fuck and if they did there fukin stupid too for not having lives n ruining everyone elses because of tht very reason, misery loves company<dude very funny n do not respond to douch baggish messages or messages of people clearly dick riding other comments they read>

8Jeeves, April 14th, 2010, 1:46 pm

Right on what country would this be? I miss "listening to music", but other than that its pretty much right on.

aje007 (Guest), April 15th, 2010, 2:29 pm

This is the comic Stumble first sent me to. That was yesterday, and I just caught back up to it. Keep up the good work!

Kat (Guest), May 1st, 2010, 5:39 pm

that pisses me off, all the negative comments. just dont say anything if you dont like it.
anyway. i stumbled onto this site and have been going through the comics for like an hour now haha love it

Tarni (Guest), May 15th, 2010, 3:17 pm

One problem If this was in a loop, he would never get the threesome D:

Skye Daemon, May 28th, 2010, 4:51 pm

Lmao! This got so much more attention than you wanted it to have, didn't it?
You're becoming a fairly popular webcomic artist =)

Teri (Guest), October 27th, 2015, 10:57 pm

funny! I'm loving these comics! keep up the good work!

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