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elsh (Guest), 21 Jun 2009 10:44 pm

BUT I CAAAAAAN'T!

tezzle, 21 Jun 2009 10:54 pm

D: That's actually kind of sucky...She just SUGGESTS a threesome EVERY DAY!? O_o Way to get a guy's hopes up, lady!

Surme Sensei (Guest), 22 Jun 2009 08:13 am

Why isn't "Adult Relations" occurring more often?

Klrrt (Guest), 25 Jun 2009 09:16 pm

I miss the flailing arm face.

Ina (Guest), 28 Jun 2009 05:24 pm

You work in your ideal life?

Guest, 30 Jun 2009 02:48 am

Relax at work ?! Better to get home, or another place, like the beach, to relax, than sitting and relaxing at work before getting home.
But then again, your ideal life got too much sleep and work in it.

SelfTitledAlbum (Guest), 01 Jul 2009 02:38 am

Superiors? C'mon, ideal life means you rule the world as you please without consequence, there are no superiors. Maybe cheering and worship from the little people. Still love the ring comics, this one is no exception. QED.

Ennokni, 01 Jul 2009 03:00 am

What? You're saying that in the perfect world have you have massive responsibility for everything? That there is no one better than you so there is no one to be impressed by what you do or for you to admire? That the only way you have to go is down? I'll take my simple breakfasts, commutes, and threesomes any day, sir.

gigel (Guest), 01 Jul 2009 06:28 am

GJ Excellent work! U rulz! ;)

Felix (Guest), 01 Jul 2009 09:04 am

fuck you why did you even include work on there?
and not killing edible animal.
thank you.

not bad (Guest), 01 Jul 2009 09:33 am

not bad not bad - but should really begin w/ being woken up by means to bj...

kvngervais@yahoo.com (Guest), 01 Jul 2009 04:30 pm

very nice that did seem to be the ideal realistic respone to what life means sometimes the most benign acts are the best. Not everyone can be so critical as some or better yet enjoy the simple acts of real life. Very good job!!

Ecchin, 03 Jul 2009 07:06 am

@Felix
read "Fulfilling job" and "enjoying work"
Some people are just not that lazy and actually like to do something for a living instead of living from other's petty and help.
I think I'd rather relax once I got home, on the arms of my partners :3
An I enjoy cooking too.

revolver04 (Guest), 03 Jul 2009 10:28 am

Booo! Needs more: Adult relations, video games, pizza and beer.

Jackie (Guest), 03 Jul 2009 10:43 am

I'm really tired of it I'm really, really, really, really tired of comic strips and other media centering around men and men's fantasies. It's not creative, not funny, and got old hundreds (thousands?) of years ago. How about something a little more sophisticated and witty?

Isis (Guest), 03 Jul 2009 10:48 am

the whole time The whole time i was reading this strip I thought it related to me, and was amused, and it was building up, and I was right with it... I'm female. I got to the end and.... it turns out that "the average" person in your mind is married with a wife. I guess your comics aren't meant for the rest of us. Get out into the world.

greenwitch (Guest), 03 Jul 2009 12:33 pm

isis some women have wives too you know!

Ennokni, 03 Jul 2009 01:26 pm

Oh man I'm sorry. I'm just trying to make a joke here. In all fairness, I am a guy, and therefore only really have that perspective. I'll try to make one for women then I guess. I'll get some female friends as consultants so I can try to make it accurate.

But yeah, I'm sorry if I offended you. If it makes you feel any better, I actually don't think this would be the perfect life, I did think though that this was probably the most universal idea (amongst men apparently).

As far as sophisication and wit, I don't really know what to tell you. It's not like there's a switch labeled that in my mind that's in the Off position or anything. I try to be witty in most of these comics, but if that's not doing it for you, I'm sorry to say I don't know how exactly to improve.

Tee (Guest), 05 Jul 2009 10:09 am

Isis Was just being a baby with no concept of humor.

Ennokni, 05 Jul 2009 11:41 am

I appreciate you sticking up for me, but everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I am glad to hear that most people could take this comic in a light-hearted manner though.

K (Guest), 05 Jul 2009 11:32 pm

Very boring "perfect" life, in an endless routine loop.

Gandya (Guest), 06 Jul 2009 01:23 am

Hehe I thought it was great. I love to work and this would be fine and dandy for me.

alx (Guest), 07 Jul 2009 10:11 pm

Lmao, I love the facial expression in the dinner panel. It's just too funny for words xD

notbarbie (Guest), 09 Jul 2009 02:37 pm

umm.... that's really sexist. so in your ideal day, your wife is basically an empty-headed servant. kudos on training her so well. fuckhead.

Ennokni, 09 Jul 2009 02:52 pm

Damn damn dammit. I'm just trying to make something funny. I'm sorry if you're offended. But really, if you are so prone to defending women's rights, why are you attacking comedy? Everything here is completely lighthearted. Why don't you go rally against actual oppression in the world? Surely it's all that difficult to lend a hand to say, a volunteer organization or something. Is what I've done here really so terrible that you'd spend your time reprimanding me when you could be doing something proactive?

And honestly, this isn't my ideal life. I think that's true for many people. I think it's also true that for many people this is their ideal life or at least something they'd be happy with. I just try to make something that makes people laugh and/or happy. If that's not the case for you, well I tried.

God, I'm just never looking at this page again.

Guest, 09 Jul 2009 05:07 pm

i think you need to stop defending your comics... they're funny. ignore/delete all criticism and make on your merry comic-making way

Kevin (Guest), 11 Jul 2009 10:56 am

Yeah, don't worry about the people who can't take a joke, just ignore them. If people can't take a joke, they deserve to be offended for being stupid and childish. Some people really need to learn to lighten up.

Sam :D (Guest), 14 Jul 2009 09:33 am

Lol... some of theese comments are well ... stupid... good job.. it made me giggle and kudos to the two guys above me they aint fucking stupid

kfish (Guest), 15 Jul 2009 01:36 am

Well, I loved the comic. Good work. I think some people take things too seriously and try to read into everything. I dare say the majority of people know the spirit which it was intended and found it amusing =)

Dontcarewhatusay (Guest), 15 Jul 2009 08:03 am

Lol, the reason its focused around a mans life is because no woman can have a perfect day. They're too busy getting upset over a FUCKING WEBCOMIC. Awesome job on the comic my friend keep it up

henshu (Guest), 20 Jul 2009 12:07 pm

wow look at all these freaking crazy people that don't comment on his comic until they want to bitch about it, and the the other ones that just want to bitch about the original bitchers. It's like cute overload.

Anyway, you are a funny man.

qeru (Guest), 03 Sep 2009 10:11 pm

bitch&moan at first, i wanted to bitch about the bitchers, but then i saw they got their fair share of anti-bitching. so, what's left, is for me to say thay i liked this comic enough to post a comment :)
my kind of day (with alot in common w/ my RL), except for the pleasing others part, since I am the "others that must be pleased" xD

arami (Guest), 13 Sep 2009 04:16 am

giggle. . . .
dude. . . .

Tortus (Guest), 19 Sep 2009 03:18 am

I am female and I would enjoy living this life... for a while at least.

Mao (Guest), 06 Nov 2009 12:28 am

Making a joke that offends no one is hard.
Fortunately, you shouldn't take that seriously.
Just bitches being bitchy.

Mao (Guest), 06 Nov 2009 12:29 am

Noez! I forgots to tell you i liek the comic D:
This comic is very liekable.

jUNOD (Guest), 15 Dec 2009 07:04 pm

What about beating up ninjas with Jesus?

Hammock (Guest), 24 Dec 2009 07:22 pm

The problem with this is that the wife suggests a threesome but it never happens.

Haig (Guest), 26 Dec 2009 05:26 pm

what..? Since when is WORKING ideal?

bonbon (Guest), 26 Dec 2009 06:14 pm

being a lady, I think all you feminist types should laugh at how unfulfilling and ridiculous a man's perception of an ideal world is rather than moaning about the content, if you think women's perceptions of an ideal life is better, then laugh about it, it's ridiculousness, laugh about males.. laugh and be merry you miserable bitches.
or just don't comment and get on with your life.
and if you feel so strongly about womens rights then go and actually do something to change it, join a bitch and moan club, do something, but don't criticise someones work...go and shout at rapists or something.

jeepers.
I never say the word bitches ): see what you made me do?

LULZ (Guest), 28 Dec 2009 05:58 pm

Sorry, but that chart is wrong...it should be all having threesomes

Ben (Guest), 01 Jan 2010 12:31 pm

HE NEVER GETS THE THREESOME

Guest, 09 Jan 2010 04:38 am

Well, I find this VERY misleading as it seems to imply a 12-hour cycle. which happens 2 times daily....

that or if each represents an hour than it's a 26 hour day.....

and other than that it wouldn't make sense because of all the sleep and relaxation

Tosxychor (Guest), 26 Jan 2010 04:39 am

You mean he doesn't do anything during these hours of sleep? Man, he could totally be off Lucid Dreaming and enjoying the whole night in his wildest fantasies ;)

Guest, 26 Jan 2010 04:33 pm

i do suggest threesomes for my boyfriend. i guess that means he's really lucky he has me, lol.

illpallozzo (Guest), 15 Mar 2010 06:45 pm

sounds good to me that sounds like a good day to me. for those that need beer and more adult relations try growing up. for you women i would say the same but try saying in your head husband. if employees got a little more recognition for the good work and less consequences for merely ok work i think people would go to work more cheerfully. well anyway you know i would buy this shirt!!!!

Guest, 26 Mar 2010 05:38 am

Jeez. I really don't get what's so sexist about this comic. It's HIS ideal life, right, not supposed to apply to the whole population? Personally I was surprised by the fact that only an hour or so is dedicated to the internet! What's wrong with you? XD XD XD

Guest (Guest), 30 Mar 2010 02:26 pm

Huff stol yr shit Huffington Post stole your comic w/o attribution. What now son?

Matthew (Guest), 31 Mar 2010 04:03 pm

I think that this comment has very little sexism. He just talks about the man's life. He works, he's obviously supporting his family, his wife loves him and makes him some tasty breakfast, and she's open minded.

Lawlawlawl.

rosi (Guest), 02 Apr 2010 01:31 pm

haha funny! heheheheheh

Stephens frm MD (Guest), 08 Apr 2010 11:10 pm

Wow Seriously Ok dude i really thought tht was a good comic when i read it like im on stumbleupon.com n stumbled across it its funny as shit, and u r a dude so why would u make a girls fantacy n seriously if u didnt think it was funny y make a comment like u cant critisize humor its either funny to u or not there no joke tht is a fact tht its funny its all opinions n u girls out there with a problem with guy humore dude there 6 billion people out there u think u 3 billion chicks dont make jokes like this about dudes like come on seriously get a life tht doesnt consist of making people feel like shit for nothing like i hate whn i read a funy joke or something then i look down at peoples pathetic non purposful comments its sickning th same people tht complain about a fucking christmas tree being in schools n now kids cant have them cuz the jews or muslms may get mad, they dont give a fuck and if they did there fukin stupid too for not having lives n ruining everyone elses because of tht very reason, misery loves company<dude very funny n do not respond to douch baggish messages or messages of people clearly dick riding other comments they read>

8Jeeves, 14 Apr 2010 01:46 pm

Right on LOOOOL...in what country would this be? I miss "listening to music", but other than that its pretty much right on.

aje007 (Guest), 15 Apr 2010 02:29 pm

This is the comic Stumble first sent me to. That was yesterday, and I just caught back up to it. Keep up the good work!

Kat (Guest), 01 May 2010 05:39 pm

that pisses me off, all the negative comments. just dont say anything if you dont like it.
anyway. i stumbled onto this site and have been going through the comics for like an hour now haha love it

Tarni (Guest), 15 May 2010 03:17 pm

One problem If this was in a loop, he would never get the threesome D:

Skye Daemon, 28 May 2010 04:51 pm

Lmao! This got so much more attention than you wanted it to have, didn't it?
You're becoming a fairly popular webcomic artist =)