Coiffure Cleanliness Conundrum

Does this guy even have hair?
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Or be forced to look at Comic Sans


I met this really weird guy the other day. He looked like he stepped out of a novel written in the 1990s that took place in the 1970s. He was this really tan old white guy, and had an accent that reminded me of Burt Reynolds but more southern. Wrinkles all over his face and wore purple-tinted sunglasses. Despite his age, he had jet-black hair that was pulled into a ponytail that run all the way down past his shoulder blades. And the front of his hair was pulled into this weird round lump, as if he tried to make a sphere on his forehead. He wore a light brown jacket and a scarf striped with red, yellow, purple, and brown. The last joint of his right index finger was missing. We talked about politics for about 20 minutes and I probably will never see him again because I think he was getting deployed in a couple days. But man, I can't believe this guy was real and not some fiction character, it was awesome.

I just wanted to tell you guys because it was a cool experience.


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User's Comments:

ract, January 31st, 2010, 1:01 am


And omg I love meeting people like that. I LOVE TO MEAT THEM.

Jonno (Guest), January 31st, 2010, 1:12 am

This is me every damn time I need to buy some shampoo.

SuperCosta, January 31st, 2010, 9:24 am

What Jonno said. I hate too many choices...

squishy_kitten_76, January 31st, 2010, 2:39 pm

Like a kiwi. But OF COURSE he has hair! It's just... peach-fuzz-like...
Did you know that they defuzz peaches now? I don't know about you, but I like my fruit to have fuzz on it. :c

Hey, wait... is the one on the left based off of Herbal Essences?

elsh (Guest), January 31st, 2010, 4:13 pm

Man, that's a great story. I'll bet that conversation was amazing.

Also, this guy in the comic is probably marketing's ideal consumer.

He Who Slumbers, February 1st, 2010, 5:36 pm

@ ract You love to... _meat_ them?

Tortus, February 12th, 2010, 7:34 pm

Spelling mistakes!
Panel 4: "MAYBE that's because..."
"... having less ends WILL make me..."

Sorry, I have to.

steve (Guest), March 21st, 2010, 4:01 pm

that character doesnt have hair.

Ennokni, March 22nd, 2010, 9:06 pm

You don't have hair.

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